Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Wade Keller: Aging Queen


Dear Wade,

Hey bro. First off congrats on the kid and the whole coming out thing. Good on ya, man. Now, to business. I have watched on from a distance for the last several years as you have continued to slip further and further into irrelevancy. Your website looks as if it were put together by a couple of 18 year old ITT-Technical Institute students. Your stable of contributors has devolved into a list of dudes who are more than likely registered sex offenders. Do you still do a news letter? How's that working out for you? Is Pat McNeil as big of a douche in real life as he is on the internet? What about Caldwell? Anywho, look bro, we're in a recession. Things in the formerly lucrative grapz n00z world (lol) can't be going as great as they used to. You lived high on the hog for the last decade, but the boom days are done, son. Have you ever thought about life post-internet reporting/copying Dave? You have a child now, homie. You have a responsibility. Do you have a day job? Lemme guess, Orange Julius? Kinkos? You really ought to start thinking about the future.

If I may be so bold, allow me to make a suggestion: Vegan cooking show. It's money and you know it. You can even have your significant other join you! You can do a sort of Tim Taylor/Al Borland dynamic, only you guys are in love and have silly little disputes on air. I stand to gain zilch by offering you this advise. You have everything to gain. Think about it, dude. Think about it.

6 comments:

  1. it figures that wade keller is a homosexaul. the loser always acts like a self-righteous , egotistical, effeminate prick in his columns.
    wade spent his teenage years drooling over naked men in spandex
    vince mcmahon would never hire this fag to work in wwe.

    he is a disgrace and so is his fag boyfriend for having the gall to parade abound in public with a baby and act "proud" to be "fathers". homosexuality is a sin.

    this fag loves to bash triple h. now i know why he bashes triple h; it is because hhh is something wade faggot 4 life keller will never be: A REAL MAN.

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  2. wade keller is a stupid faggot. I hate homosexuals and wish they would all die of aids.

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  3. wade keller is a FAGGOT. HE AND HIS GAY LOVER CORY HAVe A FAG SON NAMED bowie

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  4. I agree with everyone. search: wade keller caught lying

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  5. wade keller is a lying con artist. WADE CAN'T GET A REAL JOB SO HE "COVERS" STUPID PRO WRESTLING; GROWN MEN AND WOMEN "PLAY FIGHTING" IN THEIR UNDER WEAR ON TV. WADE IS A FUCKING CREEP WHO BASHES GOOD PEOPLE LIKE THE MCMAHONS AND TRIPLE H WHILE HE LEECHES ON THEIR REAL LIFE SUCCESSES. THE MCMAHONS USE THE PW TORCH NEWSLETTER TO PICK UP THEIR DOGS' FECES BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY GOOD USE FOR IT.

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  6. "I agree with everyone".

    Lol, like all of those troll comments aren't from the same person.

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